im ready to serve u good ,,,PIC gets address.YOUNG HUNG FULL OF squirt ILL BLO U GOOD

• Location: painesville
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25 y/o Old Female who is Single and looking for the same because I hate drama with some1 else man. Looking for a Guy between the ages of 2328 please submit a photo but if no photo inside email I will delete the email and 1 of the biggest factor is that I am looking for some1 fun who like to have a good time . I am mostly attractive to the Blue Collar Guys and Race is open so send me a email and we can see where it go from there.

• Location: Rocky River
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Apparently the exact post "offended" some1 and was flagged.
That person needs to explain what offended him/her.
Reposting.
If you can:
Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down
Let this ol' world just spin around
Wanna feel it sway, wanna feel it sway
And put some feel good in my soul
Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke (prefer a non- smoker)
Want a little more right, and a little less left
Little more right now, a little less what's next
Act like tomorrow's ten years away
And just kick back and let the feelin' flow
Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke
Here is what Iam looking for:
I am looking for a man to live life to it's fullest with. To laugh with & love a lot.
Let's make great family and private memories together. Life is way 2 short.
Some1 who can open up and be as raw with emotions as raw can be. Some1 who I can confide in without worry. Some1 who is a great communicator, not having to constantly pull feelings or facts from no matter how good or bad they may be. Some1 who will be flat out h1st with me & not pay games no matter how much h1sty might hurt.
Some1 I can respect & will give me respect. Some1 I can trust with my heart and my life. My best friend, who loves me when I am having a great day & even more on a bad day.
Some1 I can spoil. Little notes in your lunch, car, shirt pocket telling you how much I care for & think about you when you are not near. lipstick letters on the mirror, etc.
Some1 who can be his own man & be trusted.
I want to be the woman you are scared to lose; the 1 you can't walk away from until the disagreement is settled. The 1 who can't fall asleep without my voice being the last 1 you hear.
A man who would be as proud to introduce me to his family as I would be to introduce him to mine.
I probably have scared you off by now.
If not great.
Tell me something about you, your likes your dislikes. A description of you, better yet, a description of you through a friends eyes would be better (how others see you). Women are just as visual as men are, the 1s who say they aren't are liars. I don't need pictures or graphic descriptions of your genitalia either.If you feel the need to send that, where is the thrill of discovery? While visual plays a big role, what is in the personality, mind & heart makes the full package. I know what I am "looking" for & will respond to any1 that takes the time to write. If you are not what I am looking for, please do not take offense, just being h1st. Posting on a friends suggestion.
A few specifics:
4555 age range
5'9" or taller
Single or divorced - if separated or not happy in you current situation, do some house cleaning first.
Children, I love them but if you want more, stop right here.
If you have major past relationship baggage, please do not waste my time or yours. Please be looking for a possible long term relationship if the chemistry is right.
Please be able to hold an intelligent conversation & compose a readable email.
Love the out doors but also a great snuggle indoors watching a movie or listening to music
Spontaneity is awesome, not EVERYTHING in life needs to be planned to the minute!
Movies & musicals
Love to laugh
Peter Pan syndrome is not a bad thing, within reason
Live music, especially in the summer are a must, all genre except gangster rap.
Playing in the rain & snow
Amusement parks, MUST love roller coasters.
Off roading, dirt biking, flea markets, fairs, antique shops, amish country, canoeing, camping, bed & breakfasts, log cabins, Lake Erie Islands, classic cars.
Fine dining, gourmet cooking (closet chef) at home or on the hunt for the best burger.
Music, top 40, country (old & new), classic rock, some metal, indie
Working out is always more fun when you have some1 to share that time with.
Let's have our Eagle cooler mark our "piece of paradise" & make this summer a lot of Barefoot, blue jean nights. Maybe even have some Apple Pie Moonshine & start shinin like lighters in the middle of a rock show, then we can turn the page.
In your subject line please state your city otherwise I will delete.

• Location: Southwest Suburbs
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If you can:
Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down
Let this ol' world just spin around
Wanna feel it sway, wanna feel it sway
And put some feel good in my soul
Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke (prefer a non- smoker)
Want a little more right, and a little less left
Little more right now, a little less what's next
Act like tomorrow's ten years away
And just kick back and let the feelin' flow
Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke
Here is what Iam looking for:
I am looking for a man to live life to it's fullest with. To laugh with & love a lot.
Let's make great family and private memories together. Life is way 2 short.
Some1 who can open up and be as raw with emotions as raw can be. Some1 who I can confide in without worry. Some1 who is a great communicator, not having to constantly pull feelings or facts from no matter how good or bad they may be. Some1 who will be flat out h1st with me & not pay games no matter how much h1sty might hurt.
Some1 I can respect & will give me respect. Some1 I can trust with my heart and my life. My best friend, who loves me when I am having a great day & even more on a bad day.
Some1 I can spoil. Little notes in your lunch, car, shirt pocket telling you how much I care for & think about you when you are not near. lipstick letters on the mirror, etc.
Some1 who can be his own man & be trusted.
I want to be the woman you are scared to lose; the 1 you can't walk away from until the disagreement is settled. The 1 who can't fall asleep without my voice being the last 1 you hear.
A man who would be as proud to introduce me to his family as I would be to introduce him to mine.
I probably have scared you off by now.
If not great.
Tell me something about you, your likes your dislikes. A description of you, better yet, a description of you through a friends eyes would be better (how others see you). Women are just as visual as men are, the 1s who say they aren't are liars. I don't need pictures or graphic descriptions of your genitalia either.If you feel the need to send that, where is the thrill of discovery? While visual plays a big role, what is in the personality, mind & heart makes the full package. I know what I am "looking" for & will respond to any1 that takes the time to write. If you are not what I am looking for, please do not take offense, just being h1st. Posting on a friends suggestion.
A few specifics:
4555 age range
5'9" or taller
Single or divorced - if separated or not happy in you current situation, do some house cleaning first.
Children, I love them but if you want more, stop right here.
If you have major past relationship baggage, please do not waste my time or yours. Please be looking for a possible long term relationship if the chemistry is right.
Please be able to hold an intelligent conversation & compose a readable email.
Love the out doors but also a great snuggle indoors watching a movie or listening to music
Spontaneity is awesome, not EVERYTHING in life needs to be planned to the minute!
Movies & musicals
Love to laugh
Peter Pan syndrome is not a bad thing, within reason
Live music, especially in the summer are a must, all genre except gangster rap.
Playing in the rain & snow
Amusement parks, MUST love roller coasters.
Off roading, dirt biking, flea markets, fairs, antique shops, amish country, canoeing, camping, bed & breakfasts, log cabins, Lake Erie Islands, classic cars.
Fine dining, gourmet cooking (closet chef) at home or on the hunt for the best burger.
Music, top 40, country (old & new), classic rock, some metal, indie
Working out is always more fun when you have some1 to share that time with.
Let's have our Eagle cooler mark our "piece of paradise" & make this summer a lot of Barefoot, blue jean nights. Maybe even have some Apple Pie Moonshine & start shinin like lighters in the middle of a rock show, then we can turn the page.
In your subject line please state your city otherwise I will delete.

• Location: Southwest Suburbs
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See my photo. I am real. Chubby white and attractive female. Call 2l625l l7 Ol. Open relationship we can date others at least to start with. No exclusive, no broke guys and no older men. I am looking for a boy toy with a good job.

• Location: Cleveland Wll7 St
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Spring is here, Summer is coming. And I am ready for some real men to talk to. I'm 34. No kids at the moment. I am educated and wouldnt mind going back to school but for now, work is what I do.
I enjoy going bowling (quite a pro at it), hitting balls at the batting cages, putt-putt, walking the metro parks, going to comedy clubs, cooking with the right person, snuggling and watching a movie. With this wonderful weather we're having, I seriously would love to meet some1 who is as hopeful as I am about finding true love. I'm no dummy. I know true love takes time but I'm also hopeful to just find the "1" right away. I don't do the lying, cheating or manipulating around. I prefer you didn't either.
Hit me up for some more info. I prefer non-smokers but that won't be a serious deal breaker. I like you to be tall and in somewhat decent shape and willing to be able to work with me on the exercise. I wouldnt mind traveling for the right person but you have to be willing to travel, 2, sometime. I'm tired of the texting and emailing and IM'ing and then nothing. Be ready to meet soon. I have a picture of me waiting for you and once you send me 1 and I know you're real, and you have something more to say than just "hi" or something less inventive and boring, I'll send 1 back at you!! I'm real. Let's get cracking!!!

• Location: Clevelands W Burbs
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Looking for a 1 night stand
Need a gift for car insurance payment
Ex screwed me over
Clean, discrete, non law enforcement only
cops can screw themselves!

• Location: Mentor
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Meet a sexy black chick asap

• Location: westside
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I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX!
Again, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX!
Looking for company. It's a beautiful day. How about a few beers and a smoke with a burger on a patio somewhere casual?
I'm not asking you to pay for me, i can pay for myself, and no, I don't want to do anything sexual with you after.
Let's chat a bit via email, exchange pictures and plan something for this evening.
Please be under 35 and attractive, ( you know if your attractive, let's be real)
I'm attractive, black, short, in average shape. Maybe it could turn into more, but it will not turn Into more tonight!
There have to be some decent GENTLEMAN still left.your picture first please.

• Location: East suburb
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I am at the point that I want another baby and have very little time to do have 1. But in order to have 1 I have to be married. I know it sounds crazy.but what can I do. I'm sure there are men out there in the same situation. I prefer younger then 45 and older then 30 .may lean a little depending on the man (I tend to date guys younger then me though).
Are you ready to jump in? I want some1 that isn't crazy well just crazy enough to jump. Please don't lie .send pictures of some1 else.the truth always comes out. The last couple guys I talked to it seems as if it was all a fantasy to them not a reality. You MUST be single (not separated, not living with an ex, not stuck on an ex) SINGLE!!! Also no clingers or guys that flip a lid if you don't respond right away.
Send pictures or I probably won't reply.

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I am a single, mature, independent woman seeking male companionship. Would like to meet a nice man with similar interests. I enjoy cooking, movies, bar-b-ques, walks by the lake, theater, concerts and other outtings/events. I drink, socially, and I do smoke, so I don't mind if you do. I'm interested in real estate, like to talk about MSNBC/politics and what's going-on in general! I enjoy quiet evenings at home-luv giving and receiving love.
I am seeking some1 with similar interest-good-natured, respects women and is "drama-free." Friends first, and let's see where it leads. I'd be a perfect fit for you if you are basically: mature 5560yo) looking for a LTR, down-to-earth, independent, good-natured, enjoy intimacy, can hold a 'decent' conversation and are not looking for a "Beyonce"-type!
If this sounds like something you would be interested in, Let's Hook-Up!
-Serious inquires with photos get mine in a reply

• Location: Lakeshore/Neff
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The Problem : been used and abused on 2 many times. Im d1 with all the cheating, lying and being screwed over. Im looking for the real deal, and thats love; not friends because your bored, not a drinking buddy, and not a 1 night stand.
My look, 5'4, curvy (not big, but definitely not a walking 2thpick) , tat2s, piercings, light skin, brown hair, brown eyes, mixed ethnic background.
My Personality and other stuff, im a model, photographer and writer, so yes im a hopeless romantic. i love the asian culture, staying up late until old school lo1y tunes comes on, i love to play pool, i rarely drink but im a cigarette smoker( over time thatll stop ). Naturally im very shy but im sweet and a great sense of humor, dont get me wrong, if my buttons are pushed i can be a real . yea. my music of choice, rock, classical, and some k-pop, as far as movies go, i have great taste and so should the guy i choose to be with; meaning you dont dare choose 300 over braveheart.

• Location: Cleveland
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I spend a lot of time wiith family and friends I says it like it is and thats I dont haved time for this high school run around I have 2 kids and im not looking to play games im not asking to my kids dad but just known that their there im smart enjoy hauging out with and haviing a good time send me a picuter of you and u will get mine

• Location: Cleveland
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I work doing massages on West Side. Half off Specials 2pm to 10pm daily. Email your photo or description and occupation for my photos. This is my kitty photo.

• Location: Cleveland
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I am a BBW and I realized that I am not very good at relationships. I am not 1 to be on the ph1 often. I prefer to text or meet in person. I have been single for about 8 years and have to come to enjoy some time to myself. Because I work 2 much and all of my friends have kids (meaning no 1 to do adult fun things with) - I have forgotten what I like to do for fun. I am not rich and have my share of baggage from my childhood.
On the positive side, I like to experience new things. I have a good sense of humor. Not ashamed of my big body. If you are as bad as I am at relationships maybe we can figure the whole dating thing out together.
Note: If you've responsed to a CL post about a bottom heavy BBW it was probably me. I don't want to waste any1s time. I will trade pictures. Please put bad at relationships in your title so I can weed out the spam.

• Location: Cleveland
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Lets hook up white men for this ebony butt

• Location: westside
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Full-figured hottie!! I am 40 y/os old and I dont have an age, race, or a certain look preference. Chemistry is Everything!!!
I am looking for a man that can appreciate/spoil a women like me. I am beautiful, intelligent, aggressive, career minded, have a weird sense of humor, lots of fun to be with and
I am very sexual!!.Looking for long term only. You must have a job, drive and live on your own.
Pictures and profile gets immediate response

• Location: Western Suburbs
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I'm looking for some1 on my level, who I can cuddle with all nite, you know? Some1 who isn't about all the bullpoo. B/c as busy as I am, I'm willing to make time for some1 special. Unfortunately, I've met assholes that claim to be ready for something when in reality they're playing games.
That being said, I can't afford to have my time wasted. Just remember to be h1st. With me, and more importantly, yourself.
I'm 22, independent, intelligent, incredibly nerdy, and fun to be around. I'm currently on an "academic hiatus", but I'll be back in class hopefully this Fall. I enjoy anime, concerts, tat2s, piercings, the occasional party, and movie nites.
Oh, and if it matters, I smoke cigarettes, and I drink socially.
I'm 5'6'', black, and a bbw with nice curves who is completely comfortable with herself. And I'm comfortable with what I like.
I'm looking for a white or hispanic guy around my age that's looking for something long term. Big guys arent exactly my type. Just my preference. I really don't need anything casual. So, no 2-minute affairs, please. Oh, and it would be nice to have some1 to check out local bands with. So nerdy and artsy guys, don't be shy.
Anyway, there's a whole lot more to me.
So if I've managed to pique your interest, drop me a line w/ your FAVORITE BAND in the subject line. Oh, no worries, I'm real and I have pictures. Yours get mine, k?

• Location: Cleveland
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Hello,
Im looking for some1 for a nsa benefical relationship. Let me SPOIL you WHATEVER way you Wish, and in return you will SPOIL me with gifts, shopping, cash ect. If you can deal, Take a look at my pictures and if you like what you see then contact me back.

• Location: East side of Cleveland
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hey. so a lil about me i am 27 years old. I have a job and also go to school. I kno wat i want in life. i have goals. ima thicker girl so if thas not ur thing kick rocks :) i have a bangin personality. i have 7 tat2s, nd a few piercings. im not looking for anything serious. i do love to cuddle tho :) i think guys wit tats r sexy. im not into older men sorry also not blk men. ima h1st person im not on games so ima jus keep it real, ill admit i am picky bc les be h1st there has to be a physical attraction of some sort right? i smoke and i drink usually on thee weekends. i like bars but not every weekend. so if u like wat u see hit me up :) oo send a pic!!

• Location: westside
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